weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

unclefather:

what is blink 182? I have blink more than 182 times today

"Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world"

Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

dutchster:

don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it

stoners:

the problem with the world today is that no one has the time to sit down and think for themselves and this is why they depend on an ancient rule book and a man to preach it for them